YOUR ONE-STOP SPOT FOR CONSPICUOUS CONSUMPTIONPosted by: Melanie / Category: Uncategorized
Come celebrate the crash of the stock market that triggered the Great Depression with our Caribbean Spiced Sweet Potato Taco Special! Because nothing says “All hope is lost, your savings have been liquidated by irresponsible banking practices, and your job security has just vanished faster than mass support for deregulation” than two lightly roasted corn tortillas filled with sweetly seasoned creamy sweet potatos and black beans topped with cabbage and cilantro slaw with jerk sauce and your choice of a side!
… Wait, whats that? It’s Black Friday, not Black Tuesday? And Black Tuesday happened in October? And you can’t celebrate it at the Wild Cow because we’re closed on Tuesdays anyway? Whoops. Well, all the more reason to give those shopping-weary heels a break and fuel up at our fine, 100% All-American Establishment! We’ve also got a side of the day, Fruity and Nutty Chickpea Salad!
VEGAN DESSERTS ARE THE LIFEBLOOD OF THE HOLIDAY SEASON. DOUBTERS BEWARE:
-Cookies n’ Cream, Pumpkin Cream Cheese, and Peanut Butter Chocolate Cupcakes
-Gluten-free Gingerbread Cupcakes
-Cinnamon-Glazed Cookie Sandwiches
- Whole-wheat Sweet Potato Pecan and Banana Chocolate Chip Loaves
-A whole Pumpkin-cream cheese cake!
-Raw Citrus Blueberry Cheezecake
-AND MORE. COME EXPLORE.