Did you forget to place an order for your Thanksgiving cake or pie? Don’t worry…..Karina made a few extra! We have freshly baked whole: carrot cakes, pumpkin “cream cheese” cakes, pumpkin pies, pecan pies & chocolate ganache cakes! They are $21 each and serve 4-6 people.

(Processional Hymn: “Danke Schoen” as sung by Ferris Bueller)

Leader: Welcome. The vegan deliciousness be with you.

The People: And also with you.

Leader: Let us give thanks for a Wild Cow Speical of Smokey Maple Tempeh, Vegan Mac n’ Cheese, and Wilted Beet and Kale Salad with lemon-tahini dressing.

The People: It is right to give thanks and praise.

Leader: How shall we give thanks to the Sea, and to the Earth?

The People: We will give thanks with a Sea and Earth Salad made of Cashews, Organic Brown Rice, and Seaweed.

Leader: We are blessed this day with Miso Soup with Local Oyster Mushrooms.

The People: If it be our lot to order a sandwich, we shall dutifully obey by choosing this as our side.

Leader: Please remain standing for the Reading of the Wurd. Today’s reading comes from the Book of Vegan Desserts, Chapter 6, verse 9 -

“And lo, before them there was a multitude, a heavenly consort of vegan treats, Carrot Cake Bites, Mocha Kahlua Cake, Cwanbewwy Vanilla Cake, Loaves of Gala Apple Cider and Banananana Chocolate Chip, Cookies of Cinnamon-Glazed Sugar, Pecan, and Snikerdoodle, Peanut Butter Brownies, Cookie Sammiches, Raw Tiramisu, Whole Pumpkin Cream Cheeze Cakes, and even more. And the people saw these wonders spread before them, and heard a voice from on high say ‘Dang, this stuff is really awesome,’ and they were totally stoked.”

The word spoken for you.

The People: Thanks be to Khan.

Rocksology

Leader: Where will we go now and what will we do?

The People: We will head to the Wild Cow and give thanks with delicious vegan food.

All: R’amen, and R’amen.

Entree: Sweet coconut seitan with an Asian style sweet sauce, candied walnuts, honeydew & cantaloupe served over brown rice & spinach! $8.75
Soup: red coconut curry (GF)
Side of the day: Sea & Earth Salad (cashews, brown rice & seawed, GF)
Vegan treats: raw tiramisu, Kahlua mocha cake, cranberry layered cake, cinnamon glazed sugar cookies, pumpkin bread, peanut butter brownies, chocolate chip cookie sandwiches & giant cherry filled chocolate almond cupcakes!!
We also have more dessert items donated by one of our bakers, Vegan Vee. 50% of the proceeds from these sweet treats will be donated to Nashville Cat Rescue!

Entree: Tofu scramble bowl with asparagus, shallots, peppers, spinach, brown rice & creamy tahini sauce! (GF) $8.50
Soup: lemon artichoke (GF)
Veg of day: raw cashew & cauliflower salad (GF)
Side of the day #1: spinach hash browns (GF)
Side of the day #2: fruit salad (GF)

We have raw tiramisu, kahlua mocha cake, giant cherry filled chocolate almond cupcakes, pumpkin bread & much more!!
Also…..we have a huge tray of many, many more desserts donated by one of our bakers, Vegan Vee. 50% of the proceeds from these desserts will go to Nashville Cat Rescue!!

Entree: Sloppy Joe on a wheat hoagie with pickles & spicy mustard; comes with a side item (GF by request) $8
Veggie of the day: raw cashew & cauliflower salad on a bed of spinach (GF)
Side of the day: quinoa salad with spinach, sundried tomatoes, onions & green goddess (GF)

Soup is lemon-artichoke (GF)!
Vegan treats: raw tiramisu, giant cherry filled amaretto cupcakes, chocolate peanut butter cake, gluten free chocolate cake, “cream cheese” brownies, sugar cookies, & apple bread!

Answer these few questions and find out how much you REALLY know about your favorite Vegetarian Establishment!!!

1. The Coconut Curry Chickpea Stew today comes over a bed of brown rice and is topped with which of the following?

a. Gravel

b. Our home-made Garlic Ailoi

c. Rusty carpentry staples

d. All of the Above

2. Our Carrot, Beet, and Ginger soup is

a. Friggen’ delicious

b. Gluten-free

c. Laced with arsenic

d. A and B only

3. True or False: We are serving 2 Sides of the Day today, an Israeli Couscous Salad with Grilled Artichoke and Asparagus, and Quinoa Salad with spinach, sundried tomatoes, onions, and green goddess dressing?

4. Which of the following are NOT included in our Vegan Dessert Selection?

-Cookies n’ Cream, Triple Chocolate Ganache, Pumpkin Cream’Cheese,’ Banana Chocolate, and Giant Filled Cupcakes

-Rotten Sardine Etouffee

-Chocolate Peanutbutter Cake

-Pecan Pie

-PEE-KAN pie

-Oatmeal Rum Raisin, Cinnamon Sugar, and Pumpkin Spice Cookies

-Whole Wheat Gala Apple Cider Loaves

-The Wrath of a Vengeful God

-Raw Raspberry White Chocolate “Cheesecake”

-Shoes

Come into the Wild Cow today to get your FREE WC IQ TEST results!!!!!!

*No purchase necessary but it’s probably gonna happen if you come in. Disclaimers rule.