CLUBBED TO DEATH?Posted by: Melanie / Category: Uncategorized
Pshhhhh more like CLUB 4 LIFE!!! It’s a very exclusive group, of course, which is why it’s simply called “The Club,” but since you’ve passed the first stage in your demonstration of requisite awesomeness by simply reading this website, here’s how to complete your membership: Simply come into the Wild Cow today and “order” the “Club Sandwich Special with the works – Cucumbers, Veganaise, Spicy Mustard, and Lettuce” (you don’t have to remember all that, actually), and Choose a Side (this will of course determine your role within “The Club,” through some obscure, arcane ritualistic processes in which we secretly judge you for what side you select…), and your membership will be logged into the Great Timeless Archives of our Menu Computer. Oh yeah, and as a symbol of your newfound position among the world’s elite, we’ll actually give you the Club Sandwich special. And we won’t even force you to finish in front of us while we yell incoherent epithets at you because hazing is like, soooo 2011 and it’s basically 2012 now. Also that sucker has tofu AND tempeh maple-smoked “bacon.” TRUTH.
Soup today is tomato basil with vegan saaaaarr cream and dill, and a kale-sweet potato mix with jerk sauce!
THERE ARE SUCH THINGS AS VEGAN DESSERTS BUT THEY ARE ALL HERE. SO TO BELIEVE YOU MUST FIRST SEE THIS PLACE NOW AND HERE:
-Gluten-free Almond Cake with Chocolate Ganache, 1/2-off Cupcakes (Carrot Cake, Chocolate Ganache, and Vanilla Almond), Chocolate Chip Cookie Sandwiches, and Mini-Cupcakes!