The Only Club in Town Worth Joining…Posted by: Melanie / Category: Uncategorized
IS THE WILD COW’S FIEND CLUB! Membership is easy – no crazy masonic blood-rituals or iron branding of occult symbols required (yet)! All you have to do is a) walk or call into the Wild Cow, b) repeat the secret phrase “I’ll take the special, please,” c) choose a side item, d) pay your one-time (or however many times you want it) fee of $8.75, and e) ENJOY a mile-high stack of tofu, maple tempeh strips, cukes, tomato, spicy mustard, veganaise and a frilly toothpick (don’t eat that part, that’s not part of membership requirements). Side options today include a beet-apple-quinoa salad, black bean-corn-quinoa salad, and miso soup. We’ve got juices that are so fresh-squeezed you can see ‘em still sweating from the work-out – Watermelon-mint and Kale-green apple-Ginger. Vegan Desserts today are Mint Chip, Rocky Road, and Peach ice cream, GF Chocolate Almond Cupcakes, Pistachio Rosewater, Almond Vanilla, Chocolate Ganache, Banana Cookies n’ Cream, Black and White Chocolate, and Chocolate Coconut Cupcakes, Raw Raspberry White Chocoalte Cheezecake, Flying Elvis Cake, Chocolate Chip Cookie Sammiches, SHAKAROONNN MACAROOONSS, and more. Welcome to flavor country, friend.